Happy nude recreation week – how are you celebrating? Michelle in Andover is pulling out the baby oil and blasting 92 KQRS, Greg in Inver Grove Heights will be at attention saluting the flag, and naked Randy in Plymouth celebrated by scoring tickets to Lakefront Music Festival
In “unfun facts” we learned about a pig sentenced to slaughter by a court of law, punishing criminals by provoking rats to burrow in the perpetrators’ stomachs, and a bunch of other horrible things that could all be names for Steve’s next band
And if you tell Elton John your shoe store doesn’t have a bathroom, he will call your bluff by peeing in a bottle.