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This mugshot is one for the ages. This is an instant classic!
The man pictured above is in trouble for assaulting a Muslim food delivery driver after he started strangling her with her own niqab.
Those lovely marks on his face and head? That’s not meth. Those are the places he was stabbed with her keys as she fought for her life. Amazing he didn’t end up losing an eye.
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