FROZE HIS NUTS OFF: A Canadian got in a bar fight and then suffered the most painful injury possible… after the fight was over, plus how the slightly less barbaric way we’ll be playing sports in the year 2075 and good news for penises in the future.
SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
JAN 25-FEB 1: Historic events this week from John Lennon, Billy Joel, David Bowie, Roy Orbison, Alice Cooper and more
GOBBLE ‘EM DOWN One fan and his buddies heading to see Foghat at the Dome scarfed down some random pills that turned out to be sedatives, instead of rocking out to Slow Ride they end up at the hospital, plus other terrible concert experiences, plus the dumbest way to get someone to bring you a…