Turns out mornings are the happiest part of your day, we have a bone to pick with science on this one, plus we play Little Kid or Drunk Adult and the life saving measure one medical doctor took are getting him sued because it was all for… his cat.

GREASED WEASEL TANGO: Terms for sex that actually turn people off, the very important work at the Capitol to make it legal to eat beaver in Minnesota again and you’re going to get caught stealing towels from hotels since they added microchips, we’ve got some idea how to up your game.