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Jars of Uranium Nestled Under the Tree: The most dangerous toy ever created included actual radio active material and was just sold for a ton of money at auction, plus a guy got his hand stuck in an alligator’s mouth and his first thought… was not to wake up his wife!!! And the Pentagon has…