HAROLD AND THE PURPLE CRAYON: Tony rolled out the first ever edition of Movie or Masturbation and we have a whole new do to list for the long weekend, plus we brainstorm ways to buy the legendary CC Club and dug into unusual fears (potato eyes???)

ROUND ABOUT FAM: One stubborn Welsh guy wouldn’t move so the city built a roundabout AROUND his house, plus a 41 year old gave his dad the coolest birthday gift and a whole lot of Unfun Facts.

NEW BAND NAME: WINTER PENIS! Doctors are alerting men (and women) that size reduction during cold months is real and normal. Plus we’ve watch travelers trying to get some crazy stuff on planes everything from a 12 pk of Grain Belt Premium (successful!) to an iguana (also successful!!) and Dave really racked up a ton…

TOO STUPID TO BEAR: A couple of masterminds told the insurance company a whopper of a tale… and sent some faked ring camera footage to back it up, plus an Excelsior couple gets A MILLION dollars for a kid they didn’t plan on and Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom previews this weeks match up

ROUND OF SAUSAGE: A Wisconsin kayaker people were trying to find for months might still be ALIVE!!! and in pretty deep trouble because he may have faked his own death, plus where you can find a XXL TV in the Twin Cities and a Wheel of Fortune contender for worst answer of all time…