VASELINE SCALP MASSAGE: We dove into some pretty Unfun Facts about past Presidents, plus a guy ran a marathon in Crocs… and broke a World Record and the big name movie stars we avoid (sorry Keanu).

WEAR A CUP: Fireball wants to add the tears of upset fans to some of it’s whisky, and thinks crying fans will give them up for free??? Plus the dumbest thing a customer has ever said to you and Minnesota is third on the list for our chances of surviving an alien invasion (probably because…