FROZE HIS NUTS OFF: A Canadian got in a bar fight and then suffered the most painful injury possible… after the fight was over, plus how the slightly less barbaric way we’ll be playing sports in the year 2075 and good news for penises in the future.
FROZE HIS NUTS OFF: A Canadian got in a bar fight and then suffered the most painful injury possible… after the fight was over, plus how the slightly less barbaric way we’ll be playing sports in the year 2075 and good news for penises in the future.
SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
GOBBLE ‘EM DOWN One fan and his buddies heading to see Foghat at the Dome scarfed down some random pills that turned out to be sedatives, instead of rocking out to Slow Ride they end up at the hospital, plus other terrible concert experiences, plus the dumbest way to get someone to bring you a…
D-RECTION: Maybe the dumbest law ever proposed is coming out of Mississippi right now, plus what were the weird punishments you endured, or the crafty ones you used on your kids and what we would ask aliens for if they are real and all powerful.
ALL NAMED WILLIAM: Bill Burr was surprised by a meeting with Billy Corgan, it got super uncomfortable for everyone in the room but that made it even more fun for us, plus how many times can your local Aussie TV reporter say “balls” during a show and when one of us pees, we all pee…
GREASE THE COLON: You probably swallow a cup or two of snot each day, we learned why that’s not actually a bad thing, plus the benefits of a big fat bump on a woman’s upper lip and Tiktok going dark for 12 hours caused some people to lost their minds…
LITTLE ASH-HOLES – A couple of kids might have spilled their PawPaw’s ashes everywhere which their mom didn’t realize… until after she vacuumed them up (d’oh!), and the text line light up with the coolest things you’ve done with your relative’s ashes, from spread near the deer stand, to in shot gun shell and the…
Tongue Expedition: We discovered the least licked body part (Zepp insists we are all missing out) plus Steve is all in on “soup you can suck” and horrible Instacart substitutions (kiddy pools are not the same as beef jerky sticks).
It’s a Tree Man, Put It in the Ground: We gripe about nosy neighbors, hear all about your wild surgical souvenirs (used pelvic plate necklace winning by a lot) and Sam Ekstrom gives us a recap of the Viking season.
Those Damn Boot Prints in the Snow: We dove into stupid ways you got busted and “leaving behind foot tracks in the snow” was the top answer by a LOT plus we take your Vendetta Dedications for our Midweek Mixtape and why you’ll sleep better if you do your tongue exercises…