BETTER THAN TRADITIONAL WATER: Comedian Greg Coleman unveiled that MC Hammer was no one to mess with back in the day, the new John Madden Bio-pic will have a really unique lead (insert any Nic Cage drop here), plus the most clever fantasy football team names for people with purple pride, and one record setting…
SMELL LIKE GREATNESS: QB Will Levi’s new cologne has SOLD OUT… which is weird because it smells like a condiment you would never leave out on a hot football field, we celebrated the genius of Steve Martin on his birthday and Steve told tales of the coolest closet of contraband ever featuring… LSD golf clubs
THAT’S ANOTHER 93… One guy in Michigan cussed himself into a 558 day sentence, we learned about the most depressing trip to get ice cream ever and a bunch of unfun facts, like why we never want to be buried in Siberia
FRESH FROM THE POLICE BLOTTER… LEAVE YOUR YOGA PANTS ON! A woman in yoga flipped off the cops and then it all went downward dog from there, plus the new version of the Alphabet song that just sounds wrong and there’s no need to waste your road kill..
TUESDAY NIGHT TACO CLUB: Steve’s playing in a new band and we heard some very appropriate band name ideas, plus Ford might be setting up to narc on every other driver on the road… or be the coolest car company ever and the chicken or the egg debate is still unsettled in the worst way…
AUTOPSIES AND CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP: What’s something that’s not a big deal to most people but has scarred you for life? We heard a bunch of stories that will have you cleaning out your kitchen real quick, plus your bank will never Facetime and ask to see you naked… something one woman learned too late…
ACID IN THE AMP: After someone at Guitar Center discovered and amp shipped to the store full of drugs we ran down other famous ways musicians have hid drugs in their instruments, plus dumb ways you’ve hurt yourself (Dwayne took a piece of rebar to his sack, hard to top that one) and we’re getting…
BED PAN SUMMER! A strange collection of bed pans leads us to talk about times when we needed a hand, we’ve got Turkey rage on the brain too and lots of unfun facts
BURY THE SAUSAGE! People in the UK are burying sausages the night before they get married, which seems backwards and way less fun that what you are actually supposed to do with a “sausage” for your wedding, plus weird stuff we’ve run across when we order food and Bob the Cap Catcher would win a…
DON’T CHOP UP THE HAMMERHEADS! We dig into the venomous hammerhead that multiple when you chop them up instead of dying, plus the worst drug smuggler ever and we shout out our favorite Minnesotans making it to the Olympics.