GREASED WEASEL TANGO: Terms for sex that actually turn people off, the very important work at the Capitol to make it legal to eat beaver in Minnesota again and you’re going to get caught stealing towels from hotels since they added microchips, we’ve got some idea how to up your game.
BASS ARE BITIN’ RIGHT HERE: We dove into wedding rings, snowmobiles and cars all fallin’ thru the ice, plus why dangerous playgrounds means the Swedes will kick out asses in the future and exploding lakes in Unfun Facts.
DOUBLE DUTCH CHAMP TO THE RESCUE: How one professional jump roper saved a kid who fell thru the ice, plus find your soul mate for the low low price of one million dollars and who’s really watching porn at work…
It’s Not Over Until She Throws a Brick Through Your Window: One woman tried to get her “sugar-boo” back in the dumbest way possible, and she recorded it all! Plus what’s the best thing that could happen when drinking with your boss and the odds we’ll get crushed by an asteroid in 2032.
JUST CHUG A BEER: A doctor out of Wisconsin thinks he’s nailed a hiccup cure but we’ve got some better remedies, plus things that have ended up in your food that aren’t edible and how we’ll beat the robots in a race.
TONKA SMART: One driver tried to purify their SUV in the waters of Lake Minnetonka, plus we discovered the sexiest job (and it wasn’t exotic dancer) and the southern MN courses offering tee times tomorrow just so you can brag about golfing in January.
FROZE HIS NUTS OFF: A Canadian got in a bar fight and then suffered the most painful injury possible… after the fight was over, plus how the slightly less barbaric way we’ll be playing sports in the year 2075 and good news for penises in the future.
SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
GOBBLE ‘EM DOWN One fan and his buddies heading to see Foghat at the Dome scarfed down some random pills that turned out to be sedatives, instead of rocking out to Slow Ride they end up at the hospital, plus other terrible concert experiences, plus the dumbest way to get someone to bring you a…
D-RECTION: Maybe the dumbest law ever proposed is coming out of Mississippi right now, plus what were the weird punishments you endured, or the crafty ones you used on your kids and what we would ask aliens for if they are real and all powerful.