ITS FRENCH FOR BEAVER: Illinois shared their rejected personalize license plates for 2024 and we heard some Minnesota ones that made it past the censors at MN DVS, plus why they call 911 in Canada and you can probably get away with trippin’ on mushrooms until someone starts chewing ice…
Category Archives: KQ Morning Show
KQ Morning Show Setlist: 1-8-25
SWEET CUDDLY MAYHEM: We looked a predictions from 100 years ago for 2025 and some of them are pretty damn close, plus your best predictions for the year 2125 (it’s not just Jetsons’ style flying cars) plus a Hooter’s waitress calls a cop “daddy” and it does not work out the way she hopes and our Midweek Mixtape features songs you’d make the loser of your fantasy league perform in front of a stadium.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-7-25
I’M RICH, YOU’RE NOT: Someone scored a MILLION bucks off a lotto ticket bought at Cub in Blaine last week so we dove into protocols for lotter winners, and proper etiquette for winning at the track and pull tabs too, plus we’re giving AI all the wrong jobs like whisky tasting and AC/DC’s house got demolished??? How we’ll help make Angus feel at home when he’s in town this April.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 1-6-25
SKI U MAYO – PJ Fleck gets WAY too excited about Flava Flav dumping mayo all over him after Minnesota’s bowl game win, plus it’s Divorce Day and you’ve got a lot of scandalous stuff that’s gone down to cause or during a divorce AND peeing and puking on people while traveling are way too common but we keep hitting the roadways and jetways all the same, go figure.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-20-24
AND A MOUNTAIN DEW: Even more of our favorite caught on tape moments for 2024, everything from “Jesus” letting the 911 operator know he broke into a Pizza Hut for free food to the guys who tried to free their pal Joey from the jaws of an alligator with a pretty kinky tactic, plus Steve explains the weird Fair Catch Free Kick deal from Thursday Night Football and a Holiday edition of Little Kid or Drunk Adult.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-19-24
Little Bit Lower Bill: Some of our favorite caught on tape moments of 2024 including a guy getting busted on Zoom re-committing the crime he was due to see a judge about, and a bunch of guys who saved a raccoon’s life, plus Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom previews their match up against Seattle and the drivers test that will live on for generations from the Chaska DMV
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-18-24
KILLER BOOTS: While ice fishing, one Minnesotan’s heated insoles worked so well they burned off a bunch of his skin (yeesh) plus the top Wikipedia searches for 2024 weren’t nearly as fun as the top characters searched on Porn Hub in 2024 AND a ruthless edition of NHL Spelling Bee
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-17-24
THE SECRET INGREDIENT IS 100 YEAR OLD GREASE: We discovered why one burger joint in Memphis serves the best food, plus you missed the best time to break up with someone before the holidays so now you’re stuck until spring thaw and Unfun Facts: Christmas edition (aka there were some really devious parents in the 1500s).
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-16-24
Stabbed at The Vegan Strip Club Sounds like a Mad Lib: One DJ at a gentleman’s club lived to tell about a knife puncturing his lung and why he was surprised by the person behind it, plus texting deafness is your new excuse for ignoring everyone in your presence and we gear up for Joe Mauer to blow the Gjallarhorn for Monday Night Football
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-13-24
Jars of Uranium Nestled Under the Tree: The most dangerous toy ever created included actual radio active material and was just sold for a ton of money at auction, plus a guy got his hand stuck in an alligator’s mouth and his first thought… was not to wake up his wife!!! And the Pentagon has a response to all those UFOs over New Jersey (it’s pretty weak).