NEW BAND NAME: WINTER PENIS! Doctors are alerting men (and women) that size reduction during cold months is real and normal. Plus we’ve watch travelers trying to get some crazy stuff on planes everything from a 12 pk of Grain Belt Premium (successful!) to an iguana (also successful!!) and Dave really racked up a ton of points in Beat the Toaster…
Category Archives: KQ Morning Show
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-15-24
LUTEFISK – BREAKFAST OF CHAMPIONS: We asked our fans if you had control of a MN Dot sign what would it say and the answered got pretty feisty, plus weird food combos from Uber Eats and Tony Lee rolled out a new game, Say Yes to the Arrest spotlighting criminals that were almost too stupid to arrest…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-14-24
TOO STUPID TO BEAR: A couple of masterminds told the insurance company a whopper of a tale… and sent some faked ring camera footage to back it up, plus an Excelsior couple gets A MILLION dollars for a kid they didn’t plan on and Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom previews this weeks match up
KQ Morning Show Midweek Mixtape: Songs that Name Drop Venues
Most popular picks for this week:
- Rock Show – Paul McCartney
- Smoke on the Water – Deep Purple
- Life During Wartime – Talking Heads
- Girls Girls Girls – Motley Crue
- We’re An American Band – Grand Funk Railroad (h/t Sweet Sweet Connie!)
- I Bought a Headache – The Replacements
- Good Old Days – Macklemore (long live First Avenue!)
- A Day in the Life – The Beatles
- Woodstock – Crosby, Stills & Nash
- Speedy’s Coming – The Scorpions
- Mudd Club – Frank Zappa
- Seeing Double at the Triple Rock – NOFX
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-13-24
ROUND OF SAUSAGE: A Wisconsin kayaker people were trying to find for months might still be ALIVE!!! and in pretty deep trouble because he may have faked his own death, plus where you can find a XXL TV in the Twin Cities and a Wheel of Fortune contender for worst answer of all time…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-12-24
IGNORANCE IS BLISTERS: We dug up some pretty unfun facts about STDs, plus you and your mom probably share a pretty personal number and the Rock will admit to taking a leak in a bottle, but not being late…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-11-24
PRIVATE ONE EYEBROW: Happy Veterans Day – we ran down some of the funniest stories from your time in the service, plus the one place Scotland Yard doesn’t have cameras resulted in a pretty gross prank and turns out you can OD on pickles
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-8-24
SHOOTIN THE SNOWMOBILE: Right before the opener we’ve got lots of dumb stuff that happened while hunting, but mistaking your snowmobile for a moose is right at the top, plus RIP to the voice behind “You’ve Got Mail” and a round of Little Kid or Drunk Adult where a whole lotta people seem to get naked…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-7-24
WOKE UP REFRESHED: A 60 year old man woke up after an accident and forgot the last 39 years and boy did his 35 year old kid come as a shock, plus ever get a surprise bill for $10K and Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom on this week’s game.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 11-6-24
DOE-PEE IDEAS: What’s the best way to disguise your smell to make getting that deer a little easier this year… that hasn’t already made someone else a millionaire? Plus the suspense nearly killed us during TV or NOT TV, and the body parts you need to wash a little less