Stabbed at The Vegan Strip Club Sounds like a Mad Lib: One DJ at a gentleman’s club lived to tell about a knife puncturing his lung and why he was surprised by the person behind it, plus texting deafness is your new excuse for ignoring everyone in your presence and we gear up for Joe Mauer to blow the Gjallarhorn for Monday Night Football
Category Archives: KQ Morning Show
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-13-24
Jars of Uranium Nestled Under the Tree: The most dangerous toy ever created included actual radio active material and was just sold for a ton of money at auction, plus a guy got his hand stuck in an alligator’s mouth and his first thought… was not to wake up his wife!!! And the Pentagon has a response to all those UFOs over New Jersey (it’s pretty weak).
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-12-24
Winter Bends: With temps below zero we talk frozen snot, puke and beer. Plus Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom on avoiding the trap game against Chicago and legal weed in MN gets pushed back again…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-11-24
Baby Fae and the Heartless Baboons: We run down some things that happened for the first time in ever in 2024 including a kidney transplant from a pig which lead us to discovering Steve’s best band name ever. Plus, how much would it cost to buy a beer in a tree, two turtlenecks and the rest of Doug & Bob McKenzie’s 12 Days of Christmas? And MN Dot’s name a Snow Plow Contest is back, we’ll keep you posted on the puns…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-10-24
Pecking Your Brains Out: During Unfun Facts we learned to avoid hungry woodpeckers at all costs, plus NHL Spelling Bee and from knocking down the wrong building, to walking in the studio naked, and plain old been caught stealin’… why we should have gotten fired but didn’t.
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-9-24
Hooking Up for the Holidays: Lots of people want to get freaky in their childhood bedroom when they head home for the holidays… but Zepp’s sister has out done them all, plus PJ Fleck getting down in Mayo is on our Christmas wish list and the first ever round of movie title switcharoo has us asking… what’s the opposite of snow?
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-6-24
KILLER BEARS AND HAIRY BABIES! We discover what’s causing “werewolf syndrome” in babies… and it’s self-conscious dads. Plus what would you do if a Polar Bear attacked your wife? One guy in Canada nailed it! And the department most likely to hook up with a co-worker at your office holiday party (it’s the nerds)!
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-5-24
RUN OVER LIKE THAT!??! We jumped into some of the best bad sports announcing in existence, including a really unfortunate eulogy for Lucy the Dog during a high school basketball game, plus Vikings Insider Sam Ekstrom on Kirk-O Chains return to US Bank Stadium and the death clock app is ticking for us all…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-4-24
Don’t Try This at Home: A couple of parents attempted to circumcise their own kid… spoiler it went badly! Plus how cops saved a pregnant woman who discovered her brakes were not working and 2024’s Top Fetishes could use some spicing up…
KQ Morning Show Setlist 12-3-2024
STEER CLEAR OF THE SOAP MAKER: Learn about the most thoughtful serial killer ever in Unfun Facts, plus peeing in the shower is ok for everyone and the biggest Bloody Mary in the Metro will set you back $100… and it’s still a bargain.