SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
SET THE EGG TIMER: Happy National Crapper Day, your doctor doesn’t want to you over do it, just how long should you be in the bathroom? Plus gofundme campaigns that need your attention and Elon Musk is trying to steal your pennies…
GOBBLE ‘EM DOWN One fan and his buddies heading to see Foghat at the Dome scarfed down some random pills that turned out to be sedatives, instead of rocking out to Slow Ride they end up at the hospital, plus other terrible concert experiences, plus the dumbest way to get someone to bring you a sandwich and Florida out Wisco-ed Wisconsin with their cholesterol oozing resident
D-RECTION: Maybe the dumbest law ever proposed is coming out of Mississippi right now, plus what were the weird punishments you endured, or the crafty ones you used on your kids and what we would ask aliens for if they are real and all powerful.
ALL NAMED WILLIAM: Bill Burr was surprised by a meeting with Billy Corgan, it got super uncomfortable for everyone in the room but that made it even more fun for us, plus how many times can your local Aussie TV reporter say “balls” during a show and when one of us pees, we all pee…
LITTLE ASH-HOLES – A couple of kids might have spilled their PawPaw’s ashes everywhere which their mom didn’t realize… until after she vacuumed them up (d’oh!), and the text line light up with the coolest things you’ve done with your relative’s ashes, from spread near the deer stand, to in shot gun shell and the epic places Annie from Maple Plain took her late husband to, but the anonymous listener who knew someone that used their late mother’s ashes for traction when the car got stuck in the snow wins the day. Plus horrible cures for the flu people used in the middle ages (urine bath?!?!) and what was on your bucket list when you were 13? One kid’s got you beat…
Tongue Expedition: We discovered the least licked body part (Zepp insists we are all missing out) plus Steve is all in on “soup you can suck” and horrible Instacart substitutions (kiddy pools are not the same as beef jerky sticks).
It’s a Tree Man, Put It in the Ground: We gripe about nosy neighbors, hear all about your wild surgical souvenirs (used pelvic plate necklace winning by a lot) and Sam Ekstrom gives us a recap of the Viking season.
Those Damn Boot Prints in the Snow: We dove into stupid ways you got busted and “leaving behind foot tracks in the snow” was the top answer by a LOT plus we take your Vendetta Dedications for our Midweek Mixtape and why you’ll sleep better if you do your tongue exercises…
GONNA TELL MY MOM: Weird reasons you’ve dumped people, plus we learn all about the Kentucky Meat Shower in Unfun Facts and why you should drink more grape juice.
IF IT FEELS GOOD DO IT… IF IT SMELLS GOOD EAT IT: We dig into some of the drunkest people we’ve ever encountered (they all seem to get up on bar stools), plus the weirdest things that sent your pets to the vet and why Steve is going to stop picking his nose when he turns 65…