LET’S TACO BOUT IT: We rehash the great sign wars of 2024, burn up your Monday by Beating the Toaster and predicted the very first thing some random State Fair Goer stuck in his mouth
LET’S TACO BOUT IT: We rehash the great sign wars of 2024, burn up your Monday by Beating the Toaster and predicted the very first thing some random State Fair Goer stuck in his mouth
TIPSY TODDLER: We get into kids who got drunk on accident after a restaurant served wine instead of apple juice to a toddler, plus the husband calling contest at a state fair is downright triggering and we shout out our favorite family friendly terms for sex… or kinky terms for taxes
GET THAT OUTTA YOUR MOUTH! We dug into the most disgusting thing that’s every ended up in your mouth, remembered some of our favorite (banned) KQ T-shirts from past MN State Fairs and a fresh round of App or Crap led to some potentially lucrative ideas
CRAP WHERE IT DOESN’T BELONG We walked into the building to find some random crap in the middle of the floor and heard about very strange places you have discovered OR LEFT poop (human and otherwise), plus fan highlights and reviews of Stadium Weekend and how we suspect Robert Plant is spending his birthday…
Comedian Craig Gass joined us with tales of pissing off Christopher Walken, why Al Pacino wanted to punch out Alec Baldwin and pranking over the phone Tom Arnold before caller ID, plus Doug from Rosemount had us all in suspense as we waited for him to punch in before he played Beat the Toaster AND what happens when your doctor takes out his hearing aids can CANNOT HEAR YOU SCREAM?!??!
BETTER THAN TRADITIONAL WATER: Comedian Greg Coleman unveiled that MC Hammer was no one to mess with back in the day, the new John Madden Bio-pic will have a really unique lead (insert any Nic Cage drop here), plus the most clever fantasy football team names for people with purple pride, and one record setting tongue
SMELL LIKE GREATNESS: QB Will Levi’s new cologne has SOLD OUT… which is weird because it smells like a condiment you would never leave out on a hot football field, we celebrated the genius of Steve Martin on his birthday and Steve told tales of the coolest closet of contraband ever featuring… LSD golf clubs
THAT’S ANOTHER 93… One guy in Michigan cussed himself into a 558 day sentence, we learned about the most depressing trip to get ice cream ever and a bunch of unfun facts, like why we never want to be buried in Siberia
FRESH FROM THE POLICE BLOTTER… LEAVE YOUR YOGA PANTS ON! A woman in yoga flipped off the cops and then it all went downward dog from there, plus the new version of the Alphabet song that just sounds wrong and there’s no need to waste your road kill..
TUESDAY NIGHT TACO CLUB: Steve’s playing in a new band and we heard some very appropriate band name ideas, plus Ford might be setting up to narc on every other driver on the road… or be the coolest car company ever and the chicken or the egg debate is still unsettled in the worst way possible