How are you staying healthy (spoiler… a LOT of texters think whiskey is the key), what led to the phrase “for your safety… is there a gerbil inside you” and a when dropping f-bombs might actually get you what you want…
Category Archives: KQ Morning Show
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 17, 2024
We all tear apart our buns on National Hot Dog day, dive into what could possibly cause more pleasure than cheese and invented a new game for next time you find yourself in the slow TSA line
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 16
We dissect possibly the worst rendition of the National Anthem that has been done in public, get a lot of hot tips on pubic lice during Unfun Facts and learn all about how watching sports is good for you…
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 15
Everything you’ve wanted to know about being professional eater, we get to hear a legend say DUMBASS and fires that just can’t be contained…
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 12
(Best of) STOP ME IF YOU’VE HEARD THIS ONE BEFORE! Hangover cures you’ll be using this weekend, the background on McDonald’s fries and better living through CHEESE (Hello, Wisconsin!)
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 11
What was the punishment for messing with the thermostat in your household? Did it involve losing a finger?
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 10th 2024
KQMS Setlist: A punishment worth stealing for the loser in your fantasy league, quotes from Presidential speeches that will leave you feeling dirty and Tony Lee has some really excellent movie pitches
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 9, 2024
Happy nude recreation week – how are you celebrating? Michelle in Andover is pulling out the baby oil and blasting 92 KQRS, Greg in Inver Grove Heights will be at attention saluting the flag, and naked Randy in Plymouth celebrated by scoring tickets to Lakefront Music Festival
In “unfun facts” we learned about a pig sentenced to slaughter by a court of law, punishing criminals by provoking rats to burrow in the perpetrators’ stomachs, and a bunch of other horrible things that could all be names for Steve’s next band
And if you tell Elton John your shoe store doesn’t have a bathroom, he will call your bluff by peeing in a bottle.
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 8, 2024
Name three records you’d put in your top 50 “American rock albums” … We ran down a few unusual picks from the top 50 American albums:
- Prince’s Purple Rain took the #3 spot… but is that a rock album?
- Beach Boys’ Pet Sounds was #1??? Yawn.
- Jon from Bloomington put both Van Halen (self-titled) and 1984 in his top three
- Jack from St. Paul shouted out a couple of live albums… J. Geils Blow Your Face Out and Allman Bros Live at the Fillmore East right along with the classic Toys in the Attic from Aerosmith.
Beat the Toaster went to a tiebreaker for the second week in a row – Rand from Mound didn’t blow the size of the average yard and picked up a 4-pack of tickets to the Anoka County Fair this month.
KQ Morning Show Setlist: July 3, 2024
Best background song for fireworks … turns out sitting in a city park watching fireworks is the only time we want to hear the “1812 Overture” like John from Ramsey… Theresa from Otsego and a ton of fans who name this as their favorite – Jimi Hendrix’ take on the National Anthem… Ray Charles version of “America the Beautiful” and “Purple Rain” all getting a lot of love, too. (AC/DC has an unusually high number of mentions for an aussie band…)
Patriotic or Idiot winner Cassidy from St Paul got a perfect score today and tried to start a rumor about 200 years too late that John Adams and Thomas Jefferson dying on the same day (7/4/1826) was obviously some type of conspiracy…
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The KQ Morning Show is on vacation July 4th and 5th, and will be back on air Monday, July 8th!