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Marriage Proposals
The path to lasting love can take some turns. As always, we have solid advice.
Syndicated Author Jan 29, 2021

Bananas Ain’t Bananas No More
You say tomato, I say “tomahto”. You say banana, I say “cavendish”.
Syndicated Author Jan 08, 2021

Clinton Sings Perjury
This week in political history, in 1999, President Clinton’s impeachment trial began, after the House voted to impeach him for lying about his affair with Monica Lewinsky.
Syndicated Author Jan 08, 2021

Sexy Sports
What’s a sexy sport? Remember that climbers will climb, but descenders will go down on you.
Syndicated Author Jan 08, 2021

Tom checked out the re-released version of Godfather III, only to be horrified not by the violence, but by Andy Garcia’s back hair.
Syndicated Author Dec 23, 2020

Sage’s Haircut
Tom’s grandson lets him know who the boss is.
Syndicated Author Dec 23, 2020

Sitting Next to Robert Plant
Tom sits next to a guy over lunch, asks him what he does, guy casually mentions that he’s with Led Zeppelin. Nice guy.
Syndicated Author Dec 10, 2020

Sweat Memories
Playing ball in South Minneapolis, Tom doesn’t have sweet memories, he has sweat memories.
Syndicated Author Dec 04, 2020

My Monolith!
Looking for that special present for someone who’s hard to please? The most unique gifts come from places unknown.
Syndicated Author Dec 04, 2020

Hanging with Duran Duran
Tom hung out with Duran Duran and introduced them to the wonders of The Whopper.
Syndicated Author Dec 04, 2020